In issue 13 of the children's magazine for grown-ups, Lint Hatcher smuggles a divining rod into Disney's darkest dark ride, hoping to uncover the origins of his Haunted Mansion mania. Bill Van Ryn explores Kennywood dark rides while Mike Bogue compares Toho's original giant monster throwdown with Legendary's Godzilla Versus Kong, Lint Hatcher discovers a post-prehistoric Dinosaur Land, Robert Freese visits lost amusement parks by way of home video, Bradley Steele Harding tweaks the rabbit ears on the old TV set to review The WNUF Halloween Special, Micah Harris reviews a Frozen backstory on Disney+, Greg Gick surveys a classic John Collier short story collection, John W. Morehead finds Robbie the Robot at Walmart, and Lint Hatcher asks, "Why are there so many kid detectives?" Plus, G. K. Chesterton, a ghost story by R. H. Benson, a visit to the Silvermoon Drive-In! Full color throughout!