Lego sets, Star Trek and junk food in my pyjamas,

This used to be how I would spend my safe and lazy days off. Now, what am I doing with my time...?

High-speed chases, running from Hellhounds, fighting witches, opening boxes that threaten the entire Vampire race, and stabbing bitches with my shoes.

But hey, at least I get to wear a pretty dress on my date. Now all I can hope for is that it isn't one where people end up shooting at us again.

That would be nice.

And all this was because I fell in love with a Vampire King...

A Vampire King, who claimed me.