Heiresses have always been viewed with eyes of envy: they were the ones for whom the cornucopia had been upended, showering them with unimaginable wealth and opportunity. However, oftentimes the weaving sisters saved their most heart-wrenching tapestries for their destinies. The public has always been riveted by these larger than life ladies: as eye witnesses to live theater, for schadenfreude, for foray into irony.

Criteria for inclusion entails birth or nuptials as the recipient of 'the lucky sperm club' the recipients of a many-splendored bank account. Christina Onassis: The oxymoron 'poor little rich girl' existed prior to heiress Christina Onassis, but she was its ill-starred embodiment. Her life was woven with the thread of Greek tragedy: she lost her entire family in the span of two years and her four husbands brought only heartache. She passed away at age thirty-seven in Argentina: her heart which had been abused and broken, finally gave out. She was interred in the family's private island of Skorpios, beside her brother and father, whose term of affection for his daughter was "chryso mou" "my gold."