PLEASE JUDGE ME BY MY COVER
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Fuck the bomb. Eat the face. Take the worst shit of your life. Give it back. Never wear the color red. Boys. Bugs. Bug boys. Your mother has fallen out of love with you. The body crushes the soul. Endless humiliation. Degradation. Emasculation. ENTER THE WORLD OF WRITTEN ENTERTAINMENT...

• 17 stories ranging from 1 page to a novelette. One is a game.
• Beautiful cover art by Vich. Highly desirable luxury commodity that will instantly signal you as being at the top of your game. You won't even have to read the book.
• HOMOPHOBIC
• 100% LEGAL READ*

TRACK LIST
Saving Face
Your Mother Has Fallen Out of Love With You
Why Have You Not Yet Gone to War
Puppy Star
Honeydew Toxicity Event
Elf 9/11
CUNT TOWARD ENEMY
Game Where You're Forced to Kill Everyone on Your Squad
The Body Crushes the Soul
We Will Play For You
The Maximum Softness Capable of Being Exerted by All Machinery
Guy Who is Spared
18 FOOT LEASH
The March Treatment
Rabbits Cry Different
Living Fucking Creatures
AMIANTOS