Millennials are killing everything: marriage, the economy, the environment. Or was that the Baby Boomers? Filled with more facts than a clickbait article and more authentic than the Kardashians, this handbook is a Millennial's first line of defense against the naysayers. Hold your own in your next Twitter fight or show your Aunt Linda what it means to be "woke" with facts about the housing market, marriage, and even politics. This manifesto is packed full of sarcasm, satire, and statistics about America's most self-centered generations.