A personal memoir detailing the experience of inadvertently landing in the field of Animal Rescue via my love for Siamese cats. Having no 'official' rescue or non-profit experience, I stumble along making most of the mistakes in the book - going from a true crazy cat lady to a successful non-profit business (20 years strong). I shed blood, tears, and yes, even clothes in dealing with sad, loving, and angry cats. I rescue cats from drawers, rifles, bathtubs and hoarders. I find soulmates, both furry and human. I laugh at myself as I detail some of our misadventures over the years. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will learn something