He bullied me all throughout school, and now he's blackmailing me to be his live-in maid.

At least Velspar Pratt-magnetically attractive billionaire and bane of my existence-pays well.

I don't trust him.

I'll never trust him.

And I've read enough enemies to lovers to know this forced proximity is dangerous, but I am determined to keep my distance.

Only somehow we keep ending up in the same bed... cuddling.

It doesn't matter how many books he buys me, how many breakfasts he makes me, or how many secrets he spills when he's tipsy...

Forgiving him is out of the question.

But I'm starting to think there's more than just gut-punching attraction between us. And maybe we've gotten each other all wrong...

How to Destroy Your Lifelong Bully is a swoony, closed-door romantic comedy with some dark themes. Expect mild language, suggestive jokes, chemistry, and tension without any explicit scenes. Please reference the reader expectations after the title page for specific details.