Get a job. Get married. Buy a house. Cut off your hands and replace them with gardening tools. Dig a hole. Can you hear the worms calling? Keep digging.

"Danger Slater is fearless and should be ashamed of himself. Thank God he's not." --JOSH MALERMAN, author of Bird Box

"If Richard Brautigan and William S. Burroughs had a baby it would be Danger Slater" --THE HORROR REVIEW

"Bizarro horror at its best." --SPLATTERPUNK ZINE