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As you learn to play a drum set,
you'll learn about independence--
four limbs playing four different rhythms
on four different instruments at the same time.
And mastering it will be more impressive
than learning calculus.

Be prepared for encores.
It's easy.
No matter whether you're performing
jazz, rock or musical theater,
there will always be someone
at the end of a gig
who shouts, "Free Bird."

What's the difference between an
amateur drummer and a professional drummer?
An amateur drummer plays gigs on weekends
and works a day job during the week.
A professional drummer plays gigs on weekends
and has a wife who works a day job during the week.

Funny Sh*t Drummers Do is based on author David Aron's twenty-five years of playing drum sets with rock bands, jazz ensembles and musical theater productions.