From the author of "Click, Clack, Moo," here is a duck who began in a humble pond. Who worked his way to farmer, to governor, and now, perhaps, to the highest office in the land. Ladies and gentlemen, this election year you owe it to your country to vote Duck. Full color.
My fellow Americans:
It is our pleasure, our honor, our duty as citizens to present to you Duck for President. Here is a duck who began in a humble pond. Who worked his way to farmer. To governor. And now, perhaps, to the highest office in the land.
Some say, if he walks like a duck and talks like a duck, he is a duck.
We say, if he walks like a duck and talks like a duck, he will be the next president of the United States of America.
Thank you for your vote