`It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers!'

`It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers!'
What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab?
* It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God...
* I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up...
* I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good...
* It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose...
* I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.
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What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab?
* It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God...
* I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up...
* I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good...
* It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose...
* I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.
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