Visit the pristine valley of the Peruvian Alps, home of the cozy Hallmark holiday duchy of Moldoveria whose national anthem is the three hour production of the opera 'The Magic Accordeen'. If you are attending a state function or a ballgame where the anthem is performed, better hit the restroom first.

Perhaps you are looking for more profound answers. In that case read along with Mark Question - mysterious man of mystery. Then again the swirling torrents existence may just be so much noise. In that case enjoy the never before heard muted restrains of Bernard Hush's Silent Symphony in the key of B-Quiet. Believe it or else there is more, including the Kamikaze Bug of Mindanao, the 114 year old Clyde Coitus and his sex life, or a Cameroon chimpanzee on the PGA tour.

Once again T.E.Winchester, Esq brings you a collection of obscure works from around the world and beyond time. In this book you can enjoy never before read gems such as 'Disastrophe' which describes the ends of the world. You can even reconnect with old favorites like Betty Clue or the Quinniwoonsockett Respiratory Theatre Players.

So take a moment to consider purchasing this book. I Promise you won't regret it more than a 6 on a scale of 1 to10. And remember your money will help support starving artists. Not that anyone would want to starve artists in the first place, I'm sure.