Cindi Camponotus is a particularly astute carpenter ant who lives in a rotten log with her 200,000 sisters. Her reports range widely from pandemics and treason to White House spies and the WEE-TOO movement. She reports on politics and the conspiracy to end humanity. Cindi's forte is the creation of inter-specific treaties that allow her tribe to escape being eaten. Her characters are true to their scientific names. Any correspondence between her reports and the antics of humans is in the mind of the reader, much like satire.