Looking for good times in bad places? Well let us be your guide. Tony and Vince have over 60 years, thousands of beers, and countless encounters in hundreds of dive bars and taverns. We'll take you step-by-step to making your night (or afternoon [or morning]) in these fantastic, historical and down-home places we call neighborhood taverns or dive bars. This simple guide provides general and undocumented rules, insider tips on getting in with the regulars, and safety measures to ensure you and your whole party get the most fun out of your adventure. Pretty soon every tavern in the world is going to own this book so you'll want to be in the know, not the no. Now get your guide and go have a blast! You can thank us later.