Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD.

-Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year

-A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

-Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep

-What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look Donut seeds

-The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines--it's believed to have been the work of organized crime.