DAVID CAMERON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING Here, the most inept leader of any nation at any time in history reveals every single thing he knows about anything, including: - running a country - real life - compassion and humility From foreign policy to economic stability, social welfare to the environment, education to our cultural heritage, if David Cameron knows about it, it's in this book. With plenty of blank pages for notes, musings and pencil sketches, it's a wonderful tribute to a ham-faced tit, for whom dishonesty is (apparently) the best policy. The book features an introduction, real chapter headings and a lovely glossy cover, and in between all that, 67 stunningly empty pages, containing absolutely nothing. "The perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and the slightest inclination to not vote Conservative." GUARDIAN "Ideal. There's nothing to him: he's like a hollow Easter egg with no bag of sweets inside." CHARLIE BROOKER "Dave won't like this - but at least he won't need to learn to read." WILL MORAN, AUTHOR, LIKE YOUR FRIENDS Other Empty Books include: THE WIT AND WISDOM OF JEREMY CLARKSON THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO EVERYTHING GREAT ABOUT THE DAILY MAIL MANCHESTER UNITED: THE TROPHY CABINET STORY 2014- 2050 ANN WIDDECOMBE: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SEX THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE VERY BEST OF STOKE GOOD REASONS TO VOTE CONSERVATIVE THE POINT OF KATIE HOPKINS GOOD REASONS TO SUPPORT CHELSEA BORIS JOHNSON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE REAL WORLD THE INTEGRITY OF PIERS MORGAN